Janet Marie Smith was one of the brilliant minds behind the new stadium amenities. She has spent years meticulously envisioning the various tributes to Tommy Lasorda, Fernando Valenzuela and Jackie Robinson, but I don’t think she thought of her newly added front row home run seats would be the location for a nuclear nacho explosion.

Justin Turner hits a home run and absolutely obliterates this fan's nachos 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/o3TvePTBOm

— Blake Harris (@BlakeHHarris) April 15, 2021

It's getting absolutely wild in the home run seats tonight pic.twitter.com/dK8yn7gQOP

— Blake Harris (@BlakeHHarris) April 15, 2021

I have never seen someone so happy to ruin a jacket and I can’t blame him! He just got the greatest 15 seconds of fame imaginable that included an interview with Kirsten Watson, a brand new hoodie and a new order of nachos from Justin Turner himself (supposedly).

While the nachos were the culprit of destroying a perfectly fine hoodie, I think that they helped the ball stay in close proximity because they were a cushion to the ball as it landed. Without the ball landing into a pool of velveeta, tortilla chips, and jalapeños that ball is immediately rocketing off the table. Now, whether the ball ends up 5 rows back or giving him a bloody nose is a great mystery.

Taking a scoop of cheese was the perfect finishing touch to the mayhem. The only move from here on out is for Janet Marie Smith to frame it and put it in some random hallways because that will be the most exciting thing we see in the home run seats this year. Damn it feels good to have fans back.